Sunday, December 5, 2010

Performance Review Tips

It is the end of the year, and many of us are having our year end performance review, and perhaps some would have meetings for 2011 plans. So, I thought these tips would come handy.

Let
A, B, C, D, E, F = 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
G, H, I, J, K, L = 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
M, N, O, P, Q, R = 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18
S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z = 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26 percentage.

We all know that K N O W L E D G E = 11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%
We also know that H A R D W O R K = 8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98
We even know that A T T I T U D E = 1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100

So, it is generally accepted that knowledge and hardwork would bring you close, but it is the attitude that brings you there.

Let's look at some of the other qualities:
B U L L S H I T = 2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103

So, knowing how to bullshit actually brings you over the top! But this trick could be seen through by someone who has
E X P E R I E N C E = 5 + 24 + 16 + 5 + 18 + 9 + 5 + 14 + 3 + 5 = 104

What about those who are good in
A S S K I S S I N G = 1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 127
!!!

So, next time if you were asked to perform give more than 100%, you know what you need to do.

1 comment:

JW said...

OMG, this so so well thought of!

Mathematically proven!