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I think I must be very tired.... As I have made two mistakes repeatedly.

1.
"A steel bar is placed between two copper bars, each having the same area and length as the steel..."
"Miss, can you repeat that again?"
"Yes. A steel bar... is placed between... two copper bras..."
"Miss, repeat?"
"A steel bra is placed between two copper bras........"
"hahahhahahahahaha............"
~~~>_<"~~~

2.
Pointing at the lemon slice that comes with the coke, "Why does the mango have such a rough skin?"
"Huh? Since when the mango has rough skin?"
"There, the mango in my coke..." (my mind was thinking "lemon", but somehow kept saying "mango")
"That's a lemon."
"Yeah, I know a mango."
*the person who I had this conversation fainted*